Shit Ultrarunners Say

Yeah, I'm a little late to the party on this one, but I love these and saw Shit Cyclists Say and Shit Triathletes Say, but there weren't any for ultrarunners, so I made one.

Enjoy...

43 comments:

  1. I enjoyed, thanks for filling the void Dax.

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  2. I rather enjoyed that. Great work Ross'. However you did forget underwear as possible "paperwork" for the clip at 2:15. ;)

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  3. Great work Ross'! I rather enjoyed that. However you did forget underwear as an option for "paperwork" about 2:15 in. ;)

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  4. "all they do is... eat corn and... drink beer... and run barefoot." Hilarious.

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  5. Human or dog! lol! Loved it! Tu amigo Von~

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  6. Very funny.

    "Think this is drinkable?" Heh. NO! I know of a couple different local (CO) runners who got sick last summer from water. I carry a filter.

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  7. Filming this for my blog! LMAO!

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  8. What pack was that you were using? ;-)

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  9. I was wondering who would make one of these first for our small world.

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  10. ...and the RUNNY! for Best Trail Video goes to...

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  11. Fantastic, thanks for the laugh....it's all so true!

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  12. Make more of these. Too funny!

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  13. Brilliant!

    Is that dog or human?

    Great job.

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  14. Thank you so much, this was great. Really makes me miss running, gotta get back out there! I think the best part is someone who doesn't run would watch this and think, "I don't get it what's so funny?" Perfect dry humor.

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  15. Loved the video! Wanted to ask a quick question too. What camera did you use and resolution?

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    1. Thanks Isabel. I used my Canon DSLR with a wide angle lens.

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  16. "If you can run a marathon you can run a 50K" Great stuff, all true

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  17. This is awesome! so funny and true! some additions "which way do we turn?" for newb's like myself, " Pay attention to landmarks" "stream crossing" "Did you get into Way To Cool Lottery?" :-) Patty from NorCal

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  18. Dax, that has to be the BEST EVER! dog or human-roflmao...drinkable...only an ultra runner would get this stuff & it's just too funny...crazy things that keep us on the trails. thanks again-stephanie t

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  19. Holy Sh*T, this was that amazing. Thank you.

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  20. That is so great!

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  21. My favorite line: "That's your long run?"

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  22. 1) I love this video.
    2) I think it's funny that my friends would not understand one single thing in this video.

    Props to you!

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  23. Is this the trail?
    My blood blister popped. Much better.
    Got a e-cap?
    Want a potato?
    Sunscreen is for wussies.
    Vitamin D rules.
    This is my small pack.
    This is my expedition pack.
    I don't carry water under 3 hours.
    Did you bring sutures?
    Did you bring iodine?
    Did you bring electrolytes?
    Did you bring bear spray?
    I brought burritos.
    Did you see a marker?
    I haven't seen a marker in a long time.
    Is that a marker?
    Is that another runner?
    I think we're all lost.

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  24. Awesome! The vomit-a-go-go made me laugh too! Nice job!

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  25. Ha! I'm just getting into ultra running and back on the trails...and this makes me laugh so much. I shared it with the Burning River 100 group because when I ran with them Friday night they made me think immediately of this!

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  26. Ha! I had to share this with the Burning River 100 group after I did a night run with them this weekend. This is awesome!

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  27. Nice! lol Sharing with a friend that I KNOW will love this.

    Need to make one of these for my blog.
    http://runningscheduleforbeginners.blogspot.com/

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