Free Bumper Sticker Absolutely Free and a Contest to End All Blog Contests

The generous people at buildasign.com have provided me with some Run Dirty bumper stickers, and since I got into blogging for the sole purpose of getting free stuff, I couldn't be happier, and I would like to pass this happiness onto you.

I designed these myself, pulling out all the creative stops and adorning the sticker with a web address and the name of my blog.

If you would like one of these free bumper stickers, please email your address to daxjross@gmail.com.

Now for the Contest to End All Blog Contests: stick the not-so-creative bumper sticker on a creative spot (and email me a picture) and I will send you...





Wait for it...





Another free bumper sticker absolutely free (my hope is that this will be an infinite loop that will cause a wrinkle in the space-time continuum).

Here are some ideas to get you started:

Lady Gaga inspired evening wear (100% maggot-free)
Brazilian wax strips
Tween silencer
Anti-chafing device
And of course, Pimp Yo' Ride (can you believe he fit 8 mini DVD screens in that car?)
Remember to email me your address for your free bumper sticker.

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